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Here's a REAL fanfic (it's Kirby btw, get prepared to have your childhood destroyed)
It was a very sunny, happy day in Dreamland. Like always, Kirby was walking around Dreamland, eating evil, or even helpless and harmless peeps. Kirby walked to find King Dedede's house. "Hey, we haven't talked to each other in a while, so how 'bout it?" Kirby said to himself. He used his mask to knock on his door. He then waited for a response. The door opened. "Kiiiiirby!!!" exclaimed the King. "Come in, you arrived just in time! I have hot chocolate ready! "Oh boy!" said Kirby. "I'm thirsty!" While walking into his house, he noticed an inflated sex doll on the counter. "OH! I-ignore that! That, is... um... my friend's doll! Heheh." Kirby seemed confused why he had a MALE sex doll, even though he is a male. Kirby thought he could be gay. "Alrighty, I've got hot, hot, hot, hot chocolate!" Kirby drank faster than you could say, "Poyo!" King Dedede said to him, with a blushy face, "W-would you please come into my bedroom?" The King had a 50/50 chance of success. He didn't know if he was gay or not. "S-sure, I guess..." Kirby said, with also a blushy face. Dedede led Kirby to his bedroom. "Go onto the bed," said the King. "You might have been tired after all that walking..." Kirby jumped onto the bed. Kirby said to the King, "King Dedede, I-i have something to tell you..."
"Go on," the King said, curiously. "I'm gay." Kirby said. "PERFECT!" King Dedede yelled. "Will you have sex with me?" "Sure." Kirby said. The King then proceeded to take off his clothes, revealing his dick and ass. Kirby then whipped out his dick.
(Here's where the "fanfic" part takes place)
The King told Kirby to put his dick in his mouth, and he did just that. Slowly, they both moaned sexually. Both their dicks hardened and grew, while cumming. Kirby took his dick out of King Dedede's mouth. Kirby lay on the King's growling belly, and he enjoyed listening to the somewhat sexual sound. He then rubbed his dick all over the King, covering him with cum. The King did the same. They both kissed, in an EXTREMELY sexual way. Once again, Kirby lay on the King's growling belly. He knew that he was hungry, and Kirby had the fetish of vore, so he said the unthinkable. "King, will you please eat me?" King Dedede replied with a brave "Yes." Kirby climbed his body, and crawled into his mouth. Dedede closed it. Before going down the throat, he rubbed his dick all over the mouth, covering it with cum. Kirby was covered in saliva, and then went into the throat. He slowly fell. "Mmmmmm..." King Dedede said. "You taste so amazing.." "I bet I do." Kirby replied. Kirby made his way into the belly, and enjoyed it. He stayed there forever, his new home.
The End.